Netflix has Thor Ragnarok and I’ve watched it a few times. I think my ultimate shemale fantasy is Valkyrie. I can’t tell in the movie whether she is into Thor, or is a lesbian, or something else altogether. So I just like to imagine she is rocking a cock, and wields her hard-on as well as she does a sword.

So in my dirty dreams I like to think she and Thor eventually hook up. There she is as this gorgeous female warrior, but once she gets naked, she’s got a huge boner and Thor is shocked, but totally down for it. Meanwhile Loki, the God of mischief, knew all along and is laughing about it. I leave Hulk out of the equation because the geek in me can’t get over the fact that his cock and ejaculation would likely destroy a person.

Mainstream movies aren’t going to cater to my fantasies, but that’s fine. I can still find all kinds of great tranny porn online. Here is a quarterly discount of 34% to Ultra Shemales. It’s a site that I am really enjoying right now.